Mine was “Magic” by Olivia Newton John. Sounds like it set the mood just fine.
the make and model of my first car was Paula Abdul
Forget number 1s, what was your mother’s maiden name?
No… Your first pet name
JonesJohnsonSmith
All you need is love - Beatles
Idk how you Rick Rolled me with a stupid meme, but well done.
Holly shit. I won the internet lottery! Or maybe you did? I dunno.
Don’t count back 9 months btw, count 40 weeks.
Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years
Say hi to Jack Benny!
why back 40 and not forward 12 weeks?
As long as you subtract one full year at the end I guess, yeah, maybe. But not every New Years Day occurs at a clean week break, so. 🤷♂️
I mean, we’re just getting close. It’s easier to ask people to count by month.
40 weeks is 10 months.
Then why do we say a pregnancy lasts 9 months?
I’m really asking. You’re right, it’s closer to 10.
I mean, if we’re narrowing it down to the week, I’m assuming the aim is to find out to which song your parents fucked you into existence. What was the vibe.
So the best bet is to count 40 weeks as that is more accurate than “9 months”. That’s all I’m saying. 😉👍
We’re rounding to make counting backwards easy so more people can easily participate.
This can’t be so difficult to do with weeks if you really want to be accurate. But if you don’t want to be accurate, of course there’s that option too. I’m only spreading awareness. 👍 I’m not trying to die on this hill or anything…
It’s about ease of use.
I can count on fingers how many months. Tales 10 seconds.
Count 40 weeks back from your birthday with no help in 10 seconds or less.
My guy, my tip is for people who want to be accurate. People like that usually have the means to figure out how to Google “date calculator”.
I get what you’re saying, but you and I have different target demographics I guess, and that’s fine, but let’s let that be the end of it, shall we? 😆 Like I said, this isn’t such a big deal to be having this deep of a discussion about it.
Don’t take my tip as a personal criticism against your character. It isn’t one.
For the record, I figured out which week is 40 weeks ahead of my birthday in about 20 seconds using just my head. It doesn’t have to be difficult.
That’s a lot of words to say you failed the 10 second ask, and that you can’t accept that this is a pointless shitpost.
Do your own 40 week and 9 month count, and I ask, are they the same song? Because mine is. That song was a #1 for 5 weeks. It covers both options, and that might well happen for most people.
It’s just a fun diversion.
Count 3 months forward and subtract a year :-).
I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles.
Dunno about 9 months before but when I was born ‘No Limit’ by 2Unlimited was #1, and when my wife was born it was the Smurfs’s cover of that song.
“No valley too deep”
That’s a questionable lyric now.
“What’d you say ‘bout my mother?”
ITT: people doxing themselves
Oh no, someone can figure out when my Birthday kinda is!
Through this meme I learned I was named Hunter because the song hunter was no.2
Nah, #1 songs usually last a couple weeks. And we’re looking at weeks, not days.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I
live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a “hit” on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family.
Listen to Your Heart - Roxette
Love that song
Nice phishing question though.
Specifically chose this to avoid phishing options.
#1 songs often spend weeks as #1. Mine spent 5 weeks up there. Call my bank and tell them my DOB is a range of 5-6 weeks and see how for you get. Especially since pregnancies are 40 weeks. I even know mine was 41. That’s not 9 months. Lots of rounding here intentionally to protect people.
If you don’t think a date range of 6 weeks can’t be used to further identify a person, please rethink that assumption.
So only 35 guesses instead of 7000 - 20000
Yep that was my thought too. I still looked mine up, I’m just not posting it. Funny enough, it’s a song I never cared for, but I know my mom absolutely hates.
Maneater by Hall & Oates
I’ll make love to you -Boyz2Men
… oh. huh. yyyeah i see there are indeed a number of my father’s favorite songs here ._.
Jump - Van Halen
Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Against All Odds - Phil Collins
Tina Turner - What’s Love Got To Do With ItHe used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house…
He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house…
That he did! I’m stuff
Hi stuff, I’m dad
i miss you, dad ;~;
I mean, those are all solid classics.
What’s love got to do with it was number 1 exactly 9 months before I was born
Bangin’ it out to Jump
🎶It must have been love, BUT ITS OVER NOWW! 🎶
“Valse in F-sharp minor, Op. 40, No.” by Tchaikovsky
Bro was born in 1854
I lived through the '60s. Here’s me on my way to wood insturment stock.

You look like you’re about to call someone “dumbass.”
Looks at a Toyota
“Last time I was this close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me.”
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