Damn, cinema tickets have really gone up in cost

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, gotta make you, understand

No, silly. Civics can’t fire bullets. Common misunderstanding, happens all the time. Once, I tried to do target practice at the range, but I was actually high in the bathroom at a Costco with a cucumber; same thing really.

The Fucking Dick Association? Aw yiss

screams, cries owieeeee, my nutsack…

If we could filter by length, girth, un/cut, ball size, hair amount, and (most importantly) diagnosis… I’m not saying I would put that tool together, but as a user…

AI: “Your penis appears to be an avocado. This is normal, and you should not be concerned. However you have 3 testicles and this should be looked into.”

You, a female: “uhhhhhh”

an Impreza with an oil leak problem: embarrassed Pikachu face

Bugchasers everywhere feel kinkshamed by you now

Stateside you get a 1y warranty from G, this hasn’t changed since they started the nexus (pixel) program. So when mine shit the bed, I was sol.

It was… minus the battery failures after a year or so of use. The 6P was supposed to be their foot in the NA market, and they fucked it. Mine failed, family members’ failed, friends failed. The LG was no better for that year, something about a mobo shorting after X amount of time with the 5X. Again, family members’ had them, failed.

I had a 1950X and 2950X, before my current cpu. It was fine, both barely even noticed that it was being taxed by games, like a 10-15% load where my 7800X3D is like 40-50%. Great for video rendering and stuff too, it wasn’t uncommon to do both at the same time and the system was still responsive and quick.

Now I’m not about to drop the kind of cash required to upgrade to a 32-64 core chip, and yet another board, as the prices went out of prosumer/high end enthusiast with 3xxx and beyond. And the fact that TR4 only lasted 2 gens when we were promised much longer service/upgrade lives…

But TR for games is the tits. Financially moronic but it goes baby, it goes.

Comets and shit: “hold our space beers”

I mean, you’re the one who bought it currently, just find an equal or dumber person like yourself, bam. Simple. At its core, this is basically how all products are sold.

At least 8

(title)

Pfft, go big or go home

Not important if you just start robbing banks

🌌🧠

“but first, a word from our sponsor”

(get SponsorBlock too)

“p-please, shit in my mouth, daddy g” -abp

It used to be the defacto extension, everyone used it. I remember when the dev sold out. I get it, money can be exchanged for goods and services, but now they can’t show their face in many places as they are ‘the lowlife piece of shit who sold out abp’ and that’s basically a death sentence in tech hub places.

Yeah! Other publishers should open their own stores and compete!

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Oh wait no fuck oh god oh what have we done