Lmao that was hilarious. Richard Simmons was absolutely hamming it up.

Yeah, that dude really fucked up the future timeline.

It’s actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.

Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” either.

My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can’t hear anything other than “Starbucks lovers”.

I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.

Yeah, some cats like to leave gifts to their servants as a reminder of what mighty hunters they are.

I hate this so much. I had to call a clinic the other day to ask about medical test results. None of the options on the menu were for that. So I clicked 1 for appointments. Then my options were to reschedule an appointment or to cancel an appointment. No option to go back. I clicked 0 and it hung up on me. Called back, clicked schedule an appointment and it told me to hang up and go online. Fuck me.

Kurzgesagt had a good video about that recently that hit on those same points. Like you said, you don’t want a society of old people with few young people. Then they vote for short term solutions and don’t care about long term problems.

I mean, that already happens now, but even more so.

I saw a video by Casual Geographic recently where he hit on the same thing. A lot of things about cats that differ from domesticated dogs and other animals are actually pretty advantageous to us.

• They don’t (usually) share their kills with us. If your cat is out there keeping the rodent population down, it’s kind of nice that they keep that to themselves and don’t share a bunch of useless, gross, carcasses with you.

• They hunt independently. Kind of goes with the above, but again it’s nice that they just have that on lock down and don’t need you to be involved in them doing their jobs.

• The reason we have them and not something like snakes is because first, they’re not generally a threat to us, and also they are warm blooded and need to eat more than a cold blooded animal, which is also a benefit when keeping pest animals in check.

Basically we were like “hey these things are hungry little murder machines that are basically indifferent to us - let’s keep them around.”

Also pretty sure Mullin is just the verb form of mullet.

”Hey bruh, how’s the radical new hair growin’ in?"

“Aw you know, dude, it’s mullin’.”

Always has been.

I’ve always loved that Samwise Gamgee line. Makes me tear up every time I read it.

Not sure. But those dishes definitely aren’t airtight.

it’s the gardener. It’s always the gardener

Don’t you dare besmirch the good name of Samwise Gamgee!

I dunno, kinda sounds like both of you are mildly allergic to pineapple

My only regret… is that I have boneitis.

Threads where people find out they’re allergic to something or colorblind are my favorite. I’m always amazed that people can live their whole lives just accepting something because they don’t know any different and haven’t talked to anyone about it.

Seeing someone go “wait, strawberries aren’t spicy??” or “you guys are joking right? those images look the same!” always makes my day.

I propose Biden start having the military shoot those that oppose the amendment and see how long it takes to get it passed.

Not sure. Sounds like unsalted based on what you said.

One of my wife’s friends got persistently sick last year. She just could not get better. Sometimes she’d be fine for a week or two, but then she’d get sick again. Eventually it came down to her needing to document everything she did each day - and they discovered she was getting sick from warm butter.

Turns out her mom had come over at some point and saw that she refrigerated butter and said “you don’t need to do that, it’s so much easier to use when warm and it doesn’t go bad.” Yeah, that’s the case if you eat a stick of butter in a few short days. But you can’t leave it out for more than that or it starts getting filled with all sorts of germs.