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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Apocalypto indeed.

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Apocalypto indeed.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

    (I’m also Jewish, so I guess I’m also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

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      Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?

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        Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.

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          Damnit, FS. At least share the plan with us! Lol

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            I’d tell you, but I’d have to circumcise you.

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              Too late.

              • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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                Well then maybe we can take you on part-time. What are your feelings on Mel Brooks (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!!)?

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                  He’s a fucking Gem, a national treasure, and i wish he was Canadian too!

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                    Well… okay.

    • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world
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      Maybe your weather control devices?

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        Another possibility.

        • KryptonBlur@slrpnk.net
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          I’m still waiting for my turn on the space laser

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            I’m still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.

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              When it’s your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

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                • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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                  Is that a yes or a no?

                  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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                    How good are you at avoiding uncomfortable topics that might make corporate angry?

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                You might have to wait for Lewis Black to retire.

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                  Nah there’s room for both of us. Plus I’m Aussie, I’ll say cunt a lot more than he would.

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                    Oh wow. Y’all have a way with swearing, cool level-headed ranting, and self-deprecating humor that the rest of us simply can’t touch. Just start a YouTube channel - I’d watch it.

                    Meanwhile, I’ll just start my morning with Get Krackin’, now that the whole series is online.

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      Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3

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      Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.

      Thanks

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        No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.

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          Fucking cartoon villains. The lot of you.

          (Sorry not racists just playing the part)

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