• WIFE: LEFT
  • HOG: CRANKED
  • PANTS: SHIDDED
  • WIPE: NEVER
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    6 months ago

    There are genuinely men on the internet who think wiping yourself after shitting is gay, because men shouldn’t do anything with a man’s arsehole, even their own.

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      Reminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay”

      I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromatism

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        6 months ago

        “Aggressively straight” reminds me of a quote from one of my favourite TV shows Bottom.

        When someone gets accused of being gay their response is “That’s impossible. As a Christian, I’m so tightly clenched…”