American students every couple weeks
American students every couple weeks
They arrived just in time to see a bunch of farmers turned terrorist, burning down a church.
They heroically rushed in to defeat the terrorists and save as many women and valuables as they could from the burning structures
Don’t believe what the media tells you, they’re actually heroes!
The entire time he was thinking
“This could’ve been an email”
A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?
If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly
If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?
I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun
But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!
“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons
Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.
Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌
All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up
He doesn’t look a day past 80
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
It’s serverless, not servernone
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Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it
This is why monke good, monke fast learner
I don’t like all the new rules
I’m sticking to math 3.5, the best edition