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  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Reminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay”

    I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromatism

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      6 months ago

      “Aggressively straight” reminds me of a quote from one of my favourite TV shows Bottom.

      When someone gets accused of being gay their response is “That’s impossible. As a Christian, I’m so tightly clenched…”