[Serious] How the fuck is this happening to anyone?? Never happened to me before and my best bet is y’all going commando or wearing boxers and “slipping out”.
Never once have I zipped up my dick and/or balls.
Skill issue.
I thought so too. It was just a repressed memory.
Never got my ball sack caught up in it…
Have you even really tried?
Is that your penis?
scrotum
Button fly. No more words needed.
How’d you get the beans above the frank?!
My husband has a friend that did this a while back while they were hanging out. He was unable to get it unstuck and had to go to the ER, but was too cheap of an Uber so he walked (neither had cars).
BALLZ
A perfectly fine Carpenters song ruined by one movie.
I learned at a young age from having zipped my dick and/or balls up in my PJs 2 or 3 times to always make sure the zipper is clear before pulling it up.
There’s PJs with zippers?
Onsies.
I guess you can use buttons but then you might drop a ball when you sit since denim doesn’t flex all that well
I usuall wear underwear to pretect me from this. (Also pulling the zipper is usually the last thing I do when pulling up the trousers)
frank and beans!
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