Taking notes for writing tentacle fic later…
God forbid women have hobbies
Once is an accident. Twice is murder. Third time is a hobby.
Hold on. One of their arms is a dick???
Apparently it’s only some types of octopus though.
Absolute King Missile
Holy shit I just now understood that band name
All I want to know is am I eating raw squid dick when I order tako nigiri
Tako = Octopus
Ika = Squid
So may be octopus dick
That was a brainfart typo, my bad, I’m wasted at 5 am reading about octopus dicks
I’m wasted at 5 am reading
you up real late or getting a real early start?
Up late
As far as I know, squid don’t have that feature. But if it’s an octopus it’s a gamble. 🤷♀️
One of yours isn’t?
AND it has a brain in it…
That’s pretty normal when you compare it to some squids who impale the females with sperm missiles and she then picks which one of the sperm missiles she wants to use to get pregnant
#girlboss #goals
Omg! Women this days just want a free meal 🙄
Nvidia joke here
Same
This is why I love them, they are hardcore
So, Octopuses are into fisting?
Fist and his ENTIRE ARM, apparently.
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