Who said it should be the same image? That’s the same cat, reacting to the fact that it’s been buried in peas ^{not_really_tho}

I haven’t really decided whether I think that meme was rape culture, but I will say that I did find it uncomfortably sexual in relation to an unconscious person. And I feel like you’re really going out of your way to sanitize it after the fact.

At least to me, “seeing (sleeping) partner naked” is not the same as focusing on sexualized parts of their body. Nor is “being attracted to someone”. Further, the implication was not solely that the person would have rather stayed; The meme had a definite sexual note that was entirely unnecessary to communicating that point.

Yep, pretty sure it was in Colour of Magic, which I read not too long ago

they’re not savages!

Did you think I somehow implied that they are? I’m confused

They are not typically made with reindeer blood, as is incorrectly stated on Wikipedia. The alleged source for this claim even says so:

While most recipes use pig or cow blood, any sanguine supply will do. The Sami people of northern Norway use reindeer.

TIL there are still egregious errors on Wikipedia. I guess it could be a case of updated source?

Implying that breasts (or women?) are inherently sexual?

… you do know that’s not where piss comes from, right?

Doesn’t really make sense though. I assume autocorrect

Which is why, you might notice, I only asked for a source to the claim that it wasn’t slop. I find it prudent to give people a chance to prove themselves - I don’t claim to have a perfect slop detector. I’ll just block you now and get that shit out of my sight - have fun on the other side.

It’s not slop.

Source?

Good joke ruined by slop

Fucked my knees tho.

From cycling? I thought that was supposed to be gentle on the knees!

But alas, the slop

It’s basically “Don’t dead open inside”. The woman argues it should be read as “sale sale” or seru seru in japanese, while the cat is reading it as “sasa lele” or sasa rere. (I figured this out from other comments)

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An agent of chaos is among us!

I will point out that the above account is 13 days old, and highly active.

The roughly 30% reduction leaves the county with 224 polling sites to serve 1.3 million voters. Voters in the county are able to cast ballots at any of those polling sites.

Yeah, as a joke it works best on paper.

She’s screeching (“AAAH!”) to echo-locate an object. She is then pleased with her progress (“RIGHT THERE!”, “THAT’S IT!”).

No, the joke was that the only other language you could write stories in must be a programming language … aaaaand I’m only now realizing this isn’t a c/programmer humor. Sorry, I was tired.

And I’m also a non-native English speaker. Building narratives is hard enough without tripping over another language - using your native one is fine, no? You could always have the story translated later if you want it in English. However, I disagree with the idea you seem to have that if you have an accent then that disqualifies whatever you just did in English. As long as it gets the point across, it’s good enough. But if you’re really struggling, you could probably seek out someone to help you work on those hard-to-pronounce words.