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Good one
“…and then she went all South America on me!”
Before French Guiana?

Hey there, step-uruguay
oh you’re so ecuadorable.
Would you love me even if I was
a wormSimón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar Palacios Ponte y BlancoSí, amorcito
when the people flirting with me are so far away 😭️
Same brother/sister
i’m a dragon! /positive
Dragons don’t have brothers and sisters?
I’m not a brother or a sister
Sibling, then!
what’s a dragon
Big flying reptile that tends to have sentience.
real
Yeah I changed my Tinder to different south American countries for the lulz when I had it and… Realised two things: 1) I’d do so much better over there 2) many of them probably just think I have money because I’m white so I’m not sure they actually liked me. I just got tons of matches.
While you can get the attention of the FBI by sending picture of your self while under age, this method is slightly different and works with the CIA instead.
OMG I can’t Bolivia’re into me
“Can I interest you with some fascinating GEOGRAPHY NERDERY?”
I read this as Flirt -> Get with flirted with -> SA (Sexual assault)
I was was like “wow that escalated fast”
Pattern matching brain goes brr
The intended image suprised pikachu, wasn’t it.
edit: oh hey gonzako
LOL
Get over here girl I’m about to get South America on that ass.
That’s (Brazil) nuts!
True true we are all south america in that scenario.
Triple commas,?














