darthsundhaft

Not the Onion…

Yoo-e-ef-eye you heathen.

But in all seriousness, yeah…

I know what you are but what am I

Real. Facts.

That’s hot. ✌️

Metal

Coming soon in a LG Toilet at your local retail!

Before they leak it, they should coerce the FBI to leak the Epstein Files and then leak the FBI stuff anyway. Would be hilarious. We be top tier.

That’s a fair point.

I always took NNN to mean non-stop nut november so I’m not sure who tf decided it was no nut? tf

Hot take but sometimes I think ppl have kids just 'cause they can’t cope with their obsession for life not being like it was and want to live through their children who they imagine will have that happiness or bring it to them somehow magically.

I always love seeing the headlines that say “west should fear when other countries beat them at their own game”. It’s the same stupid rhetoric that Trump keeps barking about AI and how “we have to beat China”.

Mate, you all fucking caused everything to happen. Where do you see anything that says “Made in USA” anymore? Not that that would mean much today anyway given the shit quality the US has, but seriously.

They’re just making up hysteria based on nothing. Nobody wants to fucking go to an office 5 days a week just to do remote meetings. Nobody wants to be dependent on cars for getting around.

Nobody wants all this forced AI shit in our everyday lives. Just get over it. The endless conquest of world domination held by a handful of influencers is over. The world must change and to start, it must end all of this greedy ass capitalism which only seeks to cause misfortune for the rest of us.

I almost spit my coffee out thinking I read Messi lmao

Trump would definitely defy the law again with that logic saying it cancels out instead of stacking.

😂

It’s like raaaaaiiiiin…

Cue “Only Happy When It Rains” by Garbage

Beat me to it!!! 😁