Heck imagine three glasses of chocolate milk
I don’t live alone so this would be inhumane.
Two glasses of chocolate milk at the same time
One day, your desires will devour you
And the third wish: Hoping the tummy ache goes away fast because you just drank way too much choccy mjölk
tjoccy mjölk :(
Damn lactose intolerance
Worth it though for the tjøccy mjölk
Try oatmeal “milk”, sometimes I like it more than bovine secretion.
Oh there deff are products out there that beat milk. I used to drink chocolate soymilk. Upsides: it genuinely tastes delicious (depending on the brand) and it’s a lot easier on the tummy.
but u need the choccy mjölk to wash down the câke!
(happy cake day!)
1 man 2 cups
Fun story…
Back in the late 90s, several friends and I were doing the extreme Frisbee thing. An hour or so of just running around like the idiots we were, full tilt.
We stop and hit up the gas station at the corner. Most of us pick up things like Gatorade or soda etc… Not Dave.
This legend grabs 2 fucking jugs, about a gallon in total between them, of full fat chocolate milk.
We get to the check out, pay for the batch. Most of us start drinking right there because we’re absurdly thirsty.
Dave pounds down both jugs immediately… Not even stopping for breath.
You likely see this coming… We all did. Slow motion car crash…
Up it comes without delay. Just 1/2/3…
Chocolate milk
Chocolate milk
… Chocolate milk.
The attendant for the shop got a $150 tip that day.
Dave was the best.
I had a coworker named Frank. Frank was not the smartest guy. He wasn’t even the biggest guy. But Frank could EAT. He took a first date to a pizza place once and split an 18" pizza. The date had a slice. Frank ate the rest.
Around 2007 or so, there was this milk challenge thing floating around where people online were trying to drink a gallon of milk. All of them inevitably failed, because that is a shit load of milk. However, Frank was convinced that he could do it. So much so that he was willing to put money on it. We had a conversation like this.
Me: Frank, no way can you drink a gallon of milk. It’s too much.
Frank: Absolutely I can. Wait. Can it be chocolate milk?
Me: Sure, Frank. Normal. Chocolate. Doesn’t matter.
Frank: Oh then absolutely I can.
As dumb as Frank was though, he was actually smart…ish on this one. Before doing it at work with money on the line, he wanted to do it at home first. So he went home that night and tried it.
Next day, Frank surprisingly wasn’t at work. He had called in sick. When he finally came back, I asked him how his attempt went. Frank didn’t want to talk about it.
Hell yeah Dave
Lactose intolerance wrote this.
Damn straight.
I have been having high protein chocolate milk and I can answer… Yes.
i prefer stawberry milk
My kink is mixing in some vanilla extract.
Vanilla is a chocolate enhancer. For some reason many people’s brains have been programmed to think it’s like anti-chocolate but nothing is further from the truth.
Milk is for baby cows. Real men drink chocolate beer.
Beer float: A nice stout or porter with a scoop of chocolate ice cream.
Anybody else sees an optical illusion in which the right-hand glass is tilted to the left?
That’s enough choccy for you today (because I’m seeing it two).
Hell yes
Can confirm, though 'tis the season to start temporarily substituting eggnog for the choccy milk.
You skipped Apple cider season!
