Being so large you can’t bite into it. Over cooked burger meat. Raw onions. Price.
The wrong kind of bread.
Too many toppings max should be 4 including lettuce and tomato
Too tall, my mouth can only open so wide and a burger I must struggle to consume is worse than a easier, albeit shittier burger.
Capitalism.
McDonald’s is pretty good at that.
Basically when the patty has been reduced the the thickness of a legal pad, you’ve long since lost the plot.
A good smash patty is an exception.
Shredded lettuce.
I’m fine with leaf lettuce, but that shit just makes an unholy fucking mess.
Foot fungi.
Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce
spoiled burger? ruined burger.
Gentrification
is it okay to use downvotes for disagreement in this thread?
It always is.
so people seem to disagree with my question then :D
raw onion
What? How?
Being made in Europe pretty much destroyed the one I tried there
Killing a cow?
Nah we fixed that
Now it’s mayo or those little tiny chopped onions
Being too tall; I shouldn’t have to unhinge my jaw to eat a burger.
After a certain height you’re supposed to eat them with a knife and fork.
Sorry, new answer: “Eating it with a knife and fork.”
Absolutely not. They’re burgers, the whole point is to eat them with your hands.
Same with burritos. Those stupidly large ones they drench in a sauce are no longer a burrito.
adjusts monocle Ok, peasant.
Sorry, the Earl of Sandwich is with us on this one.
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