Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

How about no.

I don’t get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

They forgot the small amount of gravel.

Oh snap the broken clock was right for once.

These stupid sensors don’t do anything useful, they’re just a needlessly excessive expense when they need to be replaced.

Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.

Well I mean if it’s a Christian school…

And that bipod, expert gun believer right there.

Old and busted: UFOs

New hotness: drones

Removed by mod

Relax guys, it’s just the new Mt Dew flavor, Radical Radium.

Removed by mod

China is the same way.

Anti-vaxers should have to get a brand on their faces so we all know who the hell to keep clear of.

A baker ≠ a rich CEO.

The baker works for a living, if nothing else.

Anti-maskers are like 6 year olds throwing a tantrum because you’re making them eat broccoli.

Hey when I was a kid I loved any chance to escape kid jail.

No, Trump’s name was clearly printed in the article.