• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Dude…why are you watching stuffed animals orgasm with binoculars???

      Also, those are some impressive binoculars! Where’d you get those?

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        3 months ago

        A: a spy satellite monitors them for me, then sends me a text (with optional pic attached) summarizing what they’re doing.

        2: I don’t use binoculars.