Soooooo, their logic is “we want to build a community” but also “we disagree with open registrations, and want to seperate from the two biggest instances on Lemmy”.

That’s like throwing a party, and then getting nervous when people show up.

You’re not going crazy, Aurther, you’re going sane in a crazy world! Some people were destined for greater things! You’re one of those people. Aurther, you can’t hide from it. You’ve got to hug it! HUG YOUR DESTINY AURTHER!!!

…hug it…

Thats a risk I’m willing to let you take.

Does Scotty know?

This is the way I find out richard simmons died??? I thought he was supposed to be super in shape, and healthy?

What is beehaw, and why wouldn’t we see it?

Is it sad that despite all the posts annoying you, I hadn’t yet heard the trump shooting news the first time I saw this thread. I skipped it, and thought “meh”.

Now, seeing this post hours later I realize what you were referencing. But I hadn’t seen any posts about it when you first posted this.

So you’re saying that what the other guy did wasn’t ok, but you doing the same thing is the correct response…but the other guy is still in the wrong. But not you.

Pssshhhhhh, only because you’re a sane individual capable of critical thinking! C’mon. We’re trying to throw around baseless claims, and conspiracy theories, becsuse we’re all a bunch of russian propaganda agents only here to sew the seeds of chaos with the intents of crippling other nations!

Oops…I said the quiet part out loud!

Maybe he was one of the kids from Sandy Hook!

…god I can’t stand alex jones. Glad he was put into ruins.

Aren’t YOU telling the other guy how to live their life?

“Why is America so small on this map? Why are we not the only country? People tell me, no it’s it’s true, they do, they say America is the only country on the map. Everybody knows it. Our maps are yuge. We have the best maps. You know in the 1980s, I was going to buy a map making factory. All the jobs would stay in America, instead of going to ChGina. We would print all the maps if I did that. Everybody would want a trump map. That’s what they’d call it, because everybody loves me. And then I would buy Greenland, and keep the Mexicans out of the borders. We would have built a wall on the borders of Greenland and Mexico. The Mexicans would be so happy that we’re providing them shade. They’d even pay for our beautiful wall. Better than the great wall of ChGina!”

I feel like my only two mistakes in this impersonation are:

1. It’s too coherent.

2. It stayed on topic.

Ideally he would never fully finish a sentence, yet still somehow come off as racist. All the while drifting from topic to topic, while also saying nothing at all.

Holy shit, it’s you! I check the modlog often out of boredom (thats right, mods. I’m keeping you honest!), and you get SO many comments removed, and banned so often!

I can’t honestly tell if you’re a full time troll, or a full time dumbass. Either way, your dedication to your craft is as impressive as it is horrifying.

Kind of like thinking about how much detail and care went into the planning of 9/11. Thinking about the individual details will have you in awe of the sheer obsession to planning it takes…until you step back and are horrified by the results.

MSI, huh?

I can’t wait for you to shut me up! In a minute, minute, in a fucking minute, minute! I can’t wait for you to fuck me up! In a SECOND!!!

Robots don’t poop…wait. Do they? Have they made sex robots that poop??? I don’t follow robot sex robot advancements.

Is it sad that really doesn’t narrow down where you live that trump would put you in danger?

I mean, it could be Ukraine. It could be Mexico. I don’t even know what his thoughts on Isreal/Gaza are, but I assume his opinions on that are shit as well.

Hell, you might even live in Greenland. He tried to buy Greenland again, and rename it to trumpland.

His ego knows no bounds, and his empathy is nonexistant.

Well, buckle up. Because 2024 is an election year. And even if you don’t live in the USA, our dumbassery still affects the rest of the world. Just as Chinas corruption affected the world in 2019/2020.

And election year + devisive topic = idiots acting on emotion rather than logic.

“Hey adults of Japan, are you dishonoring your family by not working hard enough? Now you can shit your pants without leaving your cubicle! HONOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO SEDOKU AT WORK!!! ONLY SEPPUKU!!! SHIT YOUR PANTS!!! YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS NOW!!! HONOR YOUR FAMILY!!!”

Psssshhhhh! That’s not true. That’s not true at all!

Businesses learned they could absolutely fuck EVERYONE with false inflation, and reworking the rules for how businesses work.

Spoiler: it’s not in your favor.

Alright…but, have you not been paying attention the past 4 years? Half this country (USA) REFUSES to get vacinated. I feel like at this point earth has just had enough of humans. So now it’s like “ok, covid killed 1 million of them. Lets do that…again.”

And here’s the thing, humans as a collective don’t learn. There are comics from the early 1900s making fun of the people who refuse to wear masks to help against an often forgotten about global pandemic that killed like 20% of people globally. Your body would turn blue, because your insides filled with fluids, and you literally drown from with inside your own body. Morgues and hospitals were overflowing with bodies. People still refused to wear masks, and take medicine.

Now I don’t trust these precautions to work, until they are vast and manditory. I’m at the point where people need to be treated like children. Actually thats not true. 4 years ago when the vaccine for came out, my niece was 8 years old. She got the vacine of her own decision, and said “that was nothing!”. Which is true.

So basically I think some children are more mature than vast swarms of the general public, and this means simply releasing a vaccine isn’t NEARLY enough.