If you use language like “beta” unironically, you may already be a beta.
Beta status exists in a quantum superposition until someone watches Joe Rogan unironically and it collapses into their nuts.
The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.
“This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex”. Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.
Make everything about sex.
The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.
The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.
What kind of insult is Object Oriented Programmer??
Everyone knows functional programming is the only real programming.
Original Poster: person who submitted this to Lemmy
Original Original Poster: person who submitted the story to 4chan
I SAID your dishwasher makes a lot of noise!
Want me to take a look at it?Fake: anon asks for sex
Gay: anon gets pegged
Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.
Possibly Fargo, there’s a scene where she’s clumsily hit on by a colleague.
Edit: Just checked, Fargo season 3 episode 3.
she says: what
Chicken butt.
You assert dominance by tearing your shirt off, jumping on a table and hooting while beating your chest.
It’s too bad these incels can’t get Groundhog Day’d until they learn to be decent people.
Whoever makes a simulator that converts incels to healthy well-adjusted men successfully is going to be a millionaire.