Is it stopping goods from reaching Israel?

Command & Conquer

Just tie it up right next to a diesel oil freighter and let it bask in the London Thames for a bit.

Wow, a biblically accurate Honda accord

A tick tock link? Disgusting.

‘Here I go, killing again.’

He probably shit his pants at the deafening sound of an MRI machine being quenched, and had to leave quickly to change them.

He’s got my vote!

When you’re bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.

Turn the other cheeks

You people are never satisfied!

Unbewaspable!

This is just for the weekend

He would rather die than be a judge who goes to prison.

BASIC: Am I a joke to you?

Why does a loving God make these evil people?

It’s all fun and games until the Norwegian fishing boat comes closer, the scarecrows in the wheelhouse fall over, and 20 tons of Ukrainian ANFO detonates.

“what’s a phone?”

“I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)

“I don’t remember my passcode” (it’s a pattern input field)

“The guy at the phone place changed it for me”

“It’s never really worked right.”

“There’s no Google on it tho.” (What does this even mean?)

“Who do you need to call anyway?”

“Can’t you just use your own phone?”

Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.

For those that haven’t seen:

“I want you to invest with me as hard as you can.”

“This lettuce is too spicy for me D:”

This is why I feed my catgirl til she’s too fat to climb trees.