That dragon can’t even spell, I wouldn’t trust its baking.
Clearly not a bookwyrm.
Dragons live even longer than elves. They can’t be bother to properly learn the spelling of all the words every time a human civilization destroys itself and a new one rises with a new language.
Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn
It’s the correct spelling in draconic
interesting that draconic is a close derivative of one of the germanic languages
Other way around! That’s why there are dragons in the Völsunga Saga and Beowulf. This is historical fact I’m pretty sure.
I can only trust someone named like DragonTypeWyvern for these sensitive topics!
After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.
That was slick…
You, you work for the company?
This belongs to my instance. 😭
Which one, inquiring minds would like to know 👀
The one in their username?
You expect me to read!?! Fuck
No, Mr. nifty. I expect you to die.
I am already dead inside so 🤷♀️