The most well-known visual representation of Winnie-The-Pooh is still copyrighted.

No, I’m pretty sure that’s Loki.

Not. Fucking. Yet.

You don’t have to wait for the bird to open its beak if you use another orifice.

Couldn’t think of any lyrics
No, I never wrote the lyrics
So, I’ll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child

Nick wouldn’t have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn’t even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That’s why he started looking for a heart.

Don’t you dare close your eyes.

That’s why you middle-click all off-site links.

What about evil twins?

It was inside you all along.

Do you have a son who works for the Parks Department?

You’ll pry my RS-232 and PS/2 ports from my cold dead hands!

The key is the paragraph on the back describing what it is.

Legma balls!

I thought they were written by a Klingon.

Some day, and that day may never come, he’ll call upon them to do a service for him.

I don’t think he knows about second adventure.

Its ribs are ceiling-beams, its guts are carpeting, I guess we have some time to kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW-BZ98lCco

*Mole Patrol