I’ll choose 3, 5, and 7.
Yellow is pretty terrible, people don’t look very good without eyebrows.
Just draw them on!
What are looks compared to the thrill of competitive swimming?
Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I’d probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It’s effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know
Bro, sleeping is like a free sample of death every night, why would you give that up? With that $20 I can buy like 3 gallons of gas!
The pill doesnt stop you from sleeping just makes it so you dont have to
But when it’s phrased as having to sleep, you could be dealing with a monkey paw situation.
That’s exactly how I read it. You don’t have to… but you will want to, and be tired as fuck if you don’t.
TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS
TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O’ DEM BIG ONES
Awwwwh, but I wanted a peanut!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
the black pill is 100% just amphetamine u ain’t slick genie
*Not valid in people with ADHD.
No, its just the threshold for traditional stimulant responses is typically significantly higher than those without the condition, to the point of accute cardiovascular problems.
Pedantic.
I can’t take enough of my adderall to have those symptoms without having a heart attack first. It’s safe for me to say “I can’t take enough adderall to do that,” and requiring me to specify I can, but I’d die of other symptoms first, is super pedantic.
“Erm cyanide is a perfectly viable flavoring, you just die when it is used in concentrations you can taste”
Not you can’t sleep, just don’t have to. Def some amphetamine though.
I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!
I would be content even if it gets chilled and tastes like filtered spring water.
But water is already my favourite drink tho
Sparkling water in mine, so drinking water without having to sodastream it makes it even better!
Are we, uh…taking this at face value or monkey pawing it? Cause some of those seem great on the surface, though one small twist and that shit becomes a curse.
At least 20 dollars is 20 dollars, worst thing that can happen is it’s fake money and not really 20 dollars.
One of your loved ones gets in a horrible accident and the 20 dollars is the insurance payout (straight from the original monkey’s paw story)
That’s how you get turned into 20 dollars
You try to cash in the $20 but it’s fake and the store owner calls the police on you and the police chokes you to death for it despite your pleas for air.
It can be printed by the Federal Reserve and 100% authentic but that ain’t gonna stop it from being literally fake.
That is true, at the end of the day it is just paper, and if inflation gets bad enough and the US dollar becomes worthless, then that’s all it is, just look at what happened with Venezuela’s money, it’s basically worth nothing now.
It’s not paper. It’s magic Talisman. That’s not money. It’s fucking trick.
Doesn’t face hair technically include eyebrows
Hmm technically yes. So this will be more of a monkey’s paw type wish granting.
You can do makeup that looks like eyebrows and it’s less of a hassle than shaving constantly.
Besides, with the center pill, you could look like an unkempt troll and the people you find attractive would still like it; the lack of facial hair is thus for your convenience, like not needing to shave.
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I honestly think it makes it better. Then you can just get tattooed eyebrows and never have to worry about them.
6, 8, 9. Anyone that chooses something else is crazy. Experienced pizza maker can make $40 an hour in my neighborhood (high CoL) the cat thing I could change by the hour! And nobody else doesn’t sleep! I could take advantage of that in many ways.
I get the facial hair, but what will you do with no body?
Existing as a disembodied voice sounds neat
Be made of only body hair.
5,7,9 all the way. I’m happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar
Yep. Totally agree.
🤝
why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it
breasts by dre
$20
Don’t Sleep
People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.
P.S. Jokes on you I’m already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.
So you could become a hairless cat with $20.
Blue, Brown, and Black seem like the obvious 3 best to me.
You can go out on the town and fuck all night because people find you attractive and you don’t need sleep, then you can talk to their cats afterwards.
Idk, you’re running the risk of brown backfiring if cats are dicks or don’t have anything interesting to say. Purple gives you a potential income stream, at least
So does Brown, you could be the cat whisperer. There’s plenty of money to be made there. You could even potentially solve crimes, asking cat witnesses what they saw.
You just keep repeating that to cope with how shit your homemade pizza is.
- $20
- Pizza master chef
- No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)
I’d also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.
Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I’d avoid that one
I don’t really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I’ll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.
Fuck yeah - same plan here. Except I like cats, i do cat rescue. We could team up and be an odd pair and get a TLC show
