i hate soup
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
doing a handstand
being good enough at archery to draw a crowd
performing archery with feet
Like, I’ll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.
This doesn’t look AI generated.
I’m in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.
Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn’t matter if you don’t think about it too much
get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back
Yep. They’ve been around for years.
Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy
I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)
Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway
I’m not scared of nuclear power
but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
Same
Ok Mr Task Manager
Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye
but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences
you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time
why can’t I open this website
I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.
Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.
The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.
There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.
My dick fits into all of them
Seems pretty universal to me 😎
partners mouth
caffeine in suppository form ass coffee
Snort 50-60 grams of creatine
Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry
Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.
Do this daily and you won’t have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.