Nestle wants to know your location
So if you think about it… every time we pee, we’re peeing in someone’s mouth
Every shower is a golden shower.
Just for that, I shall never pee again.
Edit: DAMMIT
It is fun to ponder how the hydrogen from the very start is in us now, and was in comets, dinosaurs and giant trees that died long ago and gave up their elements that could be in us now. As wise people said, “You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop” and “We are a way for the universe to know itself… on this pale blue dot.”
Almost all hydrogen in the universe was formed mere seconds after the Big Bang
And anything heavier than iron (IIRC, it’s late here) is only formed when a star dies.
The more violent the death, the heavier more exotic shit gets created, as a rule.
That’s pretty incredible to think about
If you don’t mind me plugging where I got it from:
Title
It’s the first episode of the Crash Course: The Universe. Dr. Katie Mack did a great job recontextualizing multiple scientific phenomenon.
Unfortunately a lot of physics explanations have gotten very cookie-cutter, and she managed to break free of that. I’ve only listened to kne episode so far, but the rest are in my queue
“You are the cosmos made conscious” - Brian Cox
“…you’re not something that’s a result of the big bang. You’re not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are.” - Alan Watts
“Allow yourself to fantasy that you’re 13.8 billion years old And you’re part of this incredible ocean of happening Instead of just this one individual Just let yourself experience that for a second The glorious knowledge that you are a never-ending, ever-changing flow of matter that’s temporarily manifested with the ability to express love” - Dunkin Trussel
and you never really eat corn.
I mean, you eat the insides, just the kernal casings are indigestible to us.
(The kernels are full of poop. Poop balloons)
That’s every molecule in your body
I wonder: how many water molecules I’ve drank were Hitler’s piss once?
Not zero
Sorry for the downvote, I hate seeing this face.
it’s ok. it’s deserved.
neil degrasse tyson had a fun take on this. There are more molecules of water in a single cup of water, than there are cups of water in all of earth’s water. So without a doubt water molecules used by any number of historical figures have almost certainly also been used by you. Genghas khan, Caesar, Einstein, etc.
I’m not clear on how long ago the person must have lived for the chances to be near certain or not.
Same with air molecules.
Same with beer if you think about it.
“You don’t buy beer, you only rent it.”
I say that every time I take a drunken piss in a bar.
Same goes for shit like CO2, my fave is the CO2 tanks with Bev grade CO2 that were formerly Nazi or US Army tanks from WW2
Oldest CO2 tank I’ve seen in rotation was from 1932.
The US ones still say US Army just painted over, the Nazi ones still have their swastikas just with a few extra bits punchd to make it not a swastika and more of a window shape.
I tried to look up Nazi CO2 tanks but for some reason I only found Zyklon B :(
Here’s an example, not of a Nazi tank but just an old as fuck one
https://www.reddit.com/r/Welding/comments/u9qluk/50lb_co2_gas_cylinder_i_just_picked_up_is_over/
Fuck spez.
A man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.
He gives water for the dead!
The ownership of your flesh is temporary.
I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
If you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
it’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
“This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”
It’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
I’m hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.
Water is never really yours it’s
just your turn to drink itNestle’s.Water isn’t yours.
It’s Nestlé’s.
Sam Altman would like a word.
“RAM isn’t a human right.” - Sam Altman
“SPFFT” -Subsonic 300blk
Altman VS Nestle Epic Rap Battle when?
Water is like that, but then so is every other molecule and atom that’s temporarily part of your body.
We are all made of stars.
Stars and shit.
Moby song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rFAaAKpVc
Water is not eternal. It can be destroyed and created. One of the interesting ways new water happens is when you burn hydrocarbons. Some of those hydrogen atoms find and bond to the oxygen from the air and boom, that’s brand new water; clean and pure, straight from the exhaust pipe.
Yep! The idea that a water molecule has always been on Earth is a really widespread notion.
You won’t believe your eyes! WATCH as photosynthesis DESTROYS water!
6CO2 + 6H2O + light energy → C6H12O6 + 6O2
Yeah but how often is that happening to the entire volume of the ocean?
Apparently all water molecules on earth are recycled through life roughly every 2 to 5 million years.
If you breathe in a room you pee in, some molecules of water will recycle through you straight away
Life hack
We all drink piss and eat stuff grown in literal shit when you really break things down
Water is not eternal. It can be destroyed and created
Really depends on your definition of the word “create.”
This is true for everything. The matter in your body is not yours, for example, it’s just your turn to use all that carbon and oxygen and whatnot
As modest mouse said, someday you will die somehow and somethings gonna steal your carbon!
Mum said it’s my turn to use the cum!
You can pry my matter from my cold dead hands
That’s the idea.
That carbon and oxygen is just temporarily in that form. The fermions that comprise it will be reused to form other matter
