i think you could make a case for Edward Bernays too

Common DSA L, despite their undeniable utility as a local socialist politician pipeline

No, he understands very well the fascist economy needs enemies. If you gave Petey-pie a button that cleanly deleted Islam from the planet, he’d never press it because he can’t function without an opposing religious extreme…

For a sillier analogy, Batman and the Joker fight all the time but can’t exist without each other.

make him sit on a white couch with 5 plague doctors standing behind him

mods!!!

total Capricorn move

I didn’t think Katz wanted to be the face of things. I don’t know about his politics aside from what we see in Mamdani but the other candidates range from uninspired to nightmare. Rahm Emanuel thinking he has a chance is funny

True, it doesn’t line up exactly, but I think often they are stranding themselves on purpose and us throwing them back harms them in the process. not always

This comic is about whale strandings.

They’re softening us up for actual paid ads in the future, count on it

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No, I think it’s pretty reasonable to push back if you’re being pigeonholed into some kind of archetype you disagree with. Tell them to stop being such Capricorns. The trick is it doesn’t really matter what sign you use, it’s just a bit

I tried to express that as clearly as I could, it’s just like a more ethical version of Slytherin/gryffindor/etc, I tend to be friends with excessively referential people I guess.

updated my comment lol

That part is dumb. I edited my comment now that I understand the confusion

I addressed this in a tasteful edit.

James LaBrie died???

It’s all contextual, honestly, but here are my impressions of the uh, categories:

Pisces: wishy washy, both sides, indecisive, peacemaker, likes blue stuff

Capricorn: hustle culture, hates fun

Taurus: confident, aggressive, clumsy, bro-ish

I don’t have any others on deck without looking them up lol

Edit: oh my god you guys. the magical star-assigned fixed personality is dumb. what’s useful is being able to tell Becky to stop being such a Capricorn and come out and party, even if she is a cancer or whatever. it’s just a memey way to reference behavioral traits if your friend group already knows what they mean. i don’t know how to explain this any better

It’s clearly pseudoscientific nonsense. But it’s easier to say “I’m a pisces” instead of “I’m feeling hesitant about the future of our relationship, Sarah” if she is into that. The value is in being able to reference loose personality archetypes without having to spend a paragraph describing someone.