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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    People who use templates and types to achieve absurd outcomes that just work, maybe?

    I have seen a few haskell magic.

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      Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later.

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        They’re putting something in the Haskell that’s turning the coders trans! (jk)

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          You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people.

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            VB was probably triggering domestic disputes.

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            I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore.

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              Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time.

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          Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet?

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            Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that’s what I need to study!

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              I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess?

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                Tru tho

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