• GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    The snail is intelligent and understands transportation.

    Still take the deal?

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        11 months ago

        It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.

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        11 months ago

        He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.

        You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.

        • pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world
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          11 months ago

          How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.

          🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.