• GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.

    You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.

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      11 months ago

      How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.

      🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.