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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Treat yourself

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Treat yourself

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world
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    I accidentally imagined four. Should I unimagine one or just roll with it?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Four! That’s just indulgent…

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      Please leave some for the rest of us.

    • Stantana@lemmy.sambands.net
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      😔

    • oolio@feddit.de
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      Nah, you failed…😔

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    I’m imagining an onion on my belt

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      I’ve heard that it’s the style

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        It’s not, but it used to be.

        • LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network
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          At the time?

          • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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            Now I’m imagining five bees.

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    Oh man, keep going

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      imagine all the onions

      • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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        You could say I’m a dreamer

        About onions

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          But I’m not the on-i-on

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    I prefer One Giant Onion myself

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      You deserve it

      • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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        Do I, though??

        • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          Do I, though??

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      Who are you, Peter Glazebrook?

      • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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        Maybe I am, maybe I ain’t…

  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    I imagined the fuck out of 3 perfect onions, but then I imagined 3 perfect tomatoes. Please don’t tell onions.

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      I won’t tell them, but that will have to sit on your conscience.

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        That’s fine. Your memes also sit on my conscience lol.

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    Hell yes, I have three potatoes

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      “Correction, we have three potato.”

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  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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    [onion intensifies]

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    Now throw them all in the trash 😌

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