My bad, that’s my kink.
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
My bad, that’s my kink.
I was alive in the 80s and 90s. I prefer now. I’m nostalgic for those times but I don’t prefer them.
This one seems very punk to me. I love your stuff.
I’m sitting in my air conditioned house, watching not one, but 2 HD screens, one of which is playing cheers because I love that show and I can watch it all I want anytime I want. The other is my phone which is a absolute miracle of human achievement allowing me access to the sum of the worlds knowledge which I’m currently using to look at funny shit that amuses me. Also I didn’t move a finger to say any of that. I just said it and it typed it for me, correcting most of my mistakes. And you, who are reading this, might be literally anywhere on this planet right now. I also used my phone to order my food which was promptly brought to my home for my enjoyment.
The world certainly has a lot of shit aspects but on the whole, we are living in amazing times right now for those of us fortunate enough to be in a safe country.
It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…
I’m sure the water put it out.
Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.
The idiots are taking over
NOFX
They’re doing it wrong I think
At recognizing fire hydrants…
What a dumb headline. Not sure why I’m surprised.
Thanks I couldn’t remember the name
Read the manga. It’s very short but very terrifying
Hot dog goes down easier. I find it easier to swallow a weenie shape than a ball shape.
Turned back to pizza hut in a few instances
That’s just what “they” want you to think shshshaw (pocket sand!)
No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.
Mom divorced my abusive alcoholic father and married a man from England. I was 14 but she figured I had the maturity to know it would be ok if I stayed with him instead of moving to England with her and my brother. I was angry at her because I was 14 and dumb. She left me in the US and gave me no end of guilt for making my choice once a grew up a bit and realized I made a mistake. Once she and her husband moved back to Oklahoma I took a position in California and now I’m guilted for that at the age of 42 because she can’t see my daughter whom she never bothered to spend anytime with anyway because of her constant depression about having married another different kind of abusive man.