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That’s for the courts to deci-- oh, fuck.
That’s for the courts to deci-- oh, fuck.
Columbo is the true golden god.
Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.
No, but I would relish throwing you in a blender.
Corporate personhood was ruled on in 1886.
It’s a red bean matcha pizza and your focus is on the beans?
I don’t see the contradiction.
╭∩╮/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\╭∩╮
Edit: He hopes you can see it, because he’s doing it as hard as he can.
Cool, but to make room for the cats I had to flush all my snakes down the toilet. Am I doing this right?
I was never treated better than when I was actively communicating with HR.
I like to imagine they always take a little pause to raise their eyebrows and tilt their head when they say “fully”.
“TO FIND IT… TO FIND IT… TO FIND IT…”
God help you if he takes his right hand out of his pocket.
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I hear Lesbia is beautiful this time of year
Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin’ mah old lady–got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?
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