No more Facebook fact checking, so…

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    A radioactive container fell out of the back of the carriage, striking the boy in the head, blinding him, but oddly increasing his other senses, which is how we get Daredevil…

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      And then that radioactive container rolled into a nearby sewer, where it encountered a rat and four baby turtles. And that’s how we get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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        Then Michaelangelo fell on his back and couldn’t get up, so had him paint a ceiling.

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        And those turtles became so famous, that centuries later Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello would be named in their honor.

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          Then Queen started playing in the background and for whatever reason there could be only one.

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        Then Leonardo was again covered in radioactive material, changing him into The Toxic Avenger.