IT guy here. When you finally can respond or join the meeting, make sure you cover yourself in feathers from a pillow and blame a duck gang for your misfortune.

Hark! I have laid waste to these kibble bits! Feed upon their oblivion.

Since this made me poop my pants it’s technically a scareman.

I want to address the Jira ticket titled “Dude the thing keeps doing the thing man”

Just once I want to do a scrum meeting where everyone is baked as hell.

I fight for the one true cause. Shouting goats off the mountain.

JAWS theme but it’s on a jovial flute.

Ur was some great city but here it just looks like a goober.

GOOD POST FELLOW HUMAN. LET’S ALL NAME A VITAL ORGAN WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT.

Seems legit.

Same here. The dude “teaching” me was very skilled and used every ounce of knowledge against me in the game showing me how to play. I lost really quickly twice and he was shocked that I didn’t want to play a third time.

That’s why I order a mocha. It’s chocky milk and no one can accuse you of not being an adult.

Bought a new pc today. It’s just a case packed with fans but it looks TIGHT.

(Star Wars space text) It is a time of cheap prostitution during the French Revolution.

Ah, the North Pole. The furthest point from Polar Bear- (Dramatic Polar Bear backflip attack)

If Jaws had the shark poppin a woodie it would have been 73% more terrifying.

Here is a breakthrough in mathematics right quick. It’s 1+1=1 because the two ones have been fused together to make a longer number but it’s still one.

Ah nuts!

I wonder if this would work in a hostage situation.