I lol’ed at that pic as well…

The night of broken glass is literally their guide book.

Why would this be surprising to anyone…

I’d like to meet the teenager in 2024 that can afford cocaine.

Trying to save their own ass from the young people who want to boot his ass off the throne.

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

How can it not be a lecture in disguise?

Do you know any well adjusted adults that don’t swear?

What a bore of a character premise.

It was when he called the rescue diver a paedophile that moment sticks out in my mind. But I have a feeling my opinion of him was changing before that.

There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.

For anyone interested, these two did not get together after the war and live happily ever after.

One of them shacked up with two other men while on deployment.

Limerence is a hell of a thing.

Could it though?

This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.

It’s fucking discriminatory in my opinion and it has always made me uncomfortable filling out the blood donation paperwork.

We can reliably screen for HIV (all blood donations are) why the fuck are homosexuals discriminated against over this.

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

I’d guess the hydraulic malfunctioned.

I’m not going to pay to see it but if the choice of the song magical mystery tour sets up the tone of the movie it could be a bit of fun.

Pretty sure kids will like it.

Well there it is.

Communism is when you get free lunch.

Ahahahahahahha.

HAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHA.

Hah ha ha…ha.

Damn that never fails to make me laugh.

Best you can hope for on bumble is a ‘hey’ from the woman.

That’s all they ever need to say, because again, it’s stacked heavily in favour of women so when they send 100 ‘hey 👋🏼’ messages they get 95 replies that have to carry the entire conversation. It sucks but that’s the reality.