Looks like we’re s.o.l.

According to Dante, that’s the ninth circle of hell because it’s farthest from God’s warmth.

The Deputy Secretary of State originally implied that was why, but now they’re steering into it, according to the NYT:

Eventually, the State Department’s top public affairs official, Dylan Johnson, chimed in with the department’s response to the flap.

“In no other foreign ministry or state department in the world do they display the flags of hundreds of other countries in place of their own,” he wrote on social media. “This is the United States Department of State — not the World Department of State.”

He says what we’re all thinking

Entry is through the Nutty Putty cave

That looks like some Diogenes shit right there

Put on your glasses: that’s a cat

Propuganda

“I Have No Paws and I Must Scream” by Barklan Ellison

But like the art form of kintsugi, my broken pieces are gathered, reassembled, and stuck together with more shit.

I like the “Greased Lightning” lyrics on the side

Reminds me of my favorite Penn & Teller trick. They were on Letterman and said they wanted to do the sawing a woman in half trick, but they didn’t have the money for a woman, so they brought a snake and a pair of scissors.

At least they’re giving peas a chance

Someone’s into corkscrew penises

Big “Kiss of Life” energy. Maybe Bruce’s Hungry Heart frequently gives him palpitations.

That’s for Dolly stamped on a doubloon

Her tequila was legendary

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My first thought after looking at all of the thumbnails: “How did she get a screenshot of her cracked screen?” Time to go back to bed.

Shmoogins.