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Cake day: July 9th, 2025

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  • 2018
    wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
    excited to play some halo 2k19
    “xbox on”
    …
    “XBOX ON”
    "Please verify that you are “annon332” by saying “Doritos™ Dew™ it right!”
    “Doritos™ Dew™ it right”
    “ERROR! Please drink a verification can”
    reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
    only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
    still feeling sick from the 14
    force it down and grumble out “mmmm that really hit the spot”
    xbox does nothing
    i attempt to smile
    “Connecting to verification server”
    …
    “Verification complete!”
    finally
    boot up halo 2k19
    finding multiplayer match…
    “ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!”
    my mother just walked in the room
    “Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?”
    “NO!”
    “Console entering lock state!”
    “to unlock drink verification can”
    last can
    “WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card”
    drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
    pour the last half out the window
    “PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE”
    the mountain dew ad plays
    i have to dance for it
    feeling so sick
    makes me sing along
    dancing and singing
    “mountain dew is for me and you”
    throw up on myself
    throw up on my tv and entertainment system
    router shorts
    “ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF”
    “PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE”



  • I wonder what it says about social media that a news aggregator started in 2007 whose minimalist interface hasn’t changed much since then and which is operated by a venture capital firm to shovel ads for their own investments is literally peak social media for a certain demographic. Like, maybe that’s all that’s really needed. There should be a news aggregator for people who like cars or for people who like knitting or whatever and they should all look and behave just like Hacker News. A car company just needs to start one of these and do good moderation. Bingo. Social media is solved. Go home. It’s over. All the ideas since then? Microblogging? ActivityPub? Subreddits/communities? Apps? It’s all unneeded.












  • $10 says the dev is doing the project to pad their CV to try to score a job they’re not qualified for. We’re all having to deal with sorting the chaff and the grain because silicon valley loonies thought giving people access to a stochastic parrot was a great idea. Crackpots are now empowered.