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Yeah I mean if my friend goes into a dark alley piss drunk and ends up getting beat up and robbed. I’m pissed and I’m feeling sorry for my friend and trying to help them. But also like c’mon what the fuck were you thinking.
Ahhh I’m dumb as shit dude
Stupid orange bitch.
Smoking is dumb as shit dude
Bruh wut
The battle in my neighborhood about whether it was garter or guarder snake was intense. No internet and two different kids moms told us two different things so it was a heated battle. One kid couldn’t pronounce neither he ended up called them Horton snakes for some reason like Tim Hortons. Some kids thought they were garden snakes cus they lived in the garden. Pre internet was a different time man.
My step dad is 50 and never amounted to anything in his life so his big thing that he has is his beard. He takes pictures and grooms it and its so so so stupid and it bothers me so much because he’s overweight and has done absolutely nothing worthwhile with his whole life but here is like oh yeah my beard is looking so great noone can grow the kind of beard I can. Like alright Dennis how about you go back and finish grade ten and get a real job other than selling pills.
I only go to lemmy for two things. Tasty memes and to see people talk about Reddit.
I’m not gonna be dead in ten years. Climate change is real and a HUGE issue, but I don’t think we only have ten years left.
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Rev up your engines!