By regular you mean human, right? Sure would be weird to drink the secretions from other animals’ udders.

Something tells me that Jimmy “Riyadh Comedy Festival” Carr doesn’t take ethics entirely seriously.

Hmm yes, that famous scene when the king tells St George to “dominate the dragon”. Who could forget that timeless scene in all those stories about St George? Surely, there’s no getting away from that scene! The centrepiece, it is! Of all those stories about St George.

I mean previously it stated that these were the two most dimorphic species. I’m guessing that due to the variance in body weight of the animals, it’s not that easy to say that they are more dimorphic than other species, because that depends upon the variable body mass of the animals. But it’s certainly a notable quality of polar bears and elephant seals that there can be such a huge difference, even if that difference grows and shrinks at different times of year.

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I’ve never encountered that word used with a homophobic intent, as far as I could tell. If you wanted to express that thought in my youth, other words beginning with B would be far more common. Naturally I found them as odious then as I would now.

Those were exceedingly good stories though!

Yes, and Black soldiers took part in D-Day seven years prior.

“Pennsylvania Avenue? We’ve been getting a lot of reports about that address but I’m afraid my programming does not permit me to proceed with that request. Do you have anything else to report?”

This would be a female bear, as she is with her cubs. Polar bears are actually the second most sexually dimorphic mammal. Consequently males are vastly bigger than females.

The most sexually dimorphic? The elephant seal. Those dudes are immense.

Edit: this, I read on wikipedia a couple of years ago. The information is no longer there but the fact that polar bears and elephant seals are among the most dimorphic mammals remains. The precise ranking is perhaps a little more obscure. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear

Just listen to Labour MPs talk about gambling companies. Politicians are really cheap to buy.

My fanfic ain’t about none o’ dat. Or at least once I wrote it, it won’t be. Not dat it is now, either.

It’s about dis git wot wants ta get really smart and he comes up with dis proppa klever plan ta get smart. But den, if he’s dat klever ta begin with, does he really need to get smart?

It’s called Grot and Supergrot. I’ll write it one day. Den yoo’ll see!

Right, but that’s public schools, not schools in general. Those are places for rich pricks to send their children so they end up becoming Prime Minister someday and any other miserable sods unlucky enough to also be inducted.

The vast majority of us go to “state” or “comprehensive” schools, which mean the same thing. There was certainly plenty of brutality handed down by the teachers in the old days and I imagine a fair amount of bullying but they don’t have the kind of storied history of Eton and Rugby.

I think buying her shoes would be more appropriate in the circumstances.

Who doesn’t love dying during childhood?

Now, let’s not get into who fucks what, Mr Kennedy.

I would but they lost my… custom. By being evil.

Eh, we’re not all like dat, ya cheeky git!

Ah, they’d just pronounce it wrong. Buh-DAY, they’d say. No, it’s a nice idea but I don’t think it’ll flush.

America Eats Its Young.

Other people’s too.