I like the bottom one better, it’s goofy in a cute way.

Looks like they used cookie dough instead of pizza dough so it melted.

It’s good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren’t toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person’s mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don’t trust edible “glue”.

I used to sell appliances, and i saw ovens that have cameras in them, and you can see your food in the smart app on your phone. I always thought that this feature was dumb and useless…

…until today.