• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      It’s the sweet ketchup scent in the diaper that keeps them coming back time and time again.

        • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)@pawb.social
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          What the fuck is this and where do I buy one? How do I set it on people? Does it need their scent or does it have a little slot where I can insert someone’s picture and it’ll automatically home in on them?

          • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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            I see you’re already familiar with our portfolio. The previous model required an item of clothing, preferably a shoe, in order for the target to be “serviced” correctly. This version simply requires a photograph of the intended victim’s unadorned foot. Right or left, the BawlSac™️ cares not.

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      The Democrats are only sucking Israel’s dick by proxy. They’re actually just sucking the dick of the military industrial complex, because America is a corporate plutocracy masquerading as a democracy.

      Israel’s just a long time benefactor of, and contributor to, the MIC. Their existence = weapons contracts.