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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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  • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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    Microwave: ahhhh baby all done Food: I’m not even warm yet….

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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      Food still has ice on it, plate gives you 2nd degree burns.

      • HypnoticSheep@lemm.ee
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        If your microwave has the option, set it to power level 6 (or 60%) and up the time by 1.5-2x. No more blisteringly hot plates with ice puck food on top!

  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Is that Jeff Bezos?

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        It’s Legolas

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
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          But who’s the girl in the background?

          • Breezy@lemmy.world
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            Kristen Stewart i think.

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      So raw it’s still on the cluck.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      For some reason this bothers me

  • then_three_more@lemmy.world
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    Have you got a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Air Fryer?

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      Heretic! Air Fryers are just mini convection ovens invented by the devil!

      You can’t even see inside them!

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      That’s Fryer Tuck.

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    @MicroWave@lemmy.world pls confirm

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      deleted by creator

  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You can also deny it finishing by stopping at the 1s mark on the timer :)

    • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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      Whenever I use the pullout method, it spends the rest of the day making noises and flashing me. Trying to tempt me back.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      That’s what SSRIs do.

  • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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    Two minutes if you don’t know what you’re doing - you’ll be hot on the outside but still cold within.

    Gotta take your time, reduce your power, give that warmth time to propagate within.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Unless it’s bacon, where I think 2 minutes might be enough to turn it into pure plasma with how much it’s popping and exploding by 10 seconds.

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    Oven: 5 more minutes, just like that!

    Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ding

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    Yeah but the microwave makes it all soggy and limp.

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      that’s just a sign it’s been fully utilized

    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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      Air fryer is the best of both worlds.

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        I love being able to both skip the preheat time and reduce the cooking time by 25% on top of it in my convection toaster oven/air fryer.

        Just sucks that they gave it a shit UI that makes me miss the analog controls of my previous toaster oven.

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    Toaster: I’ll let you know when I’m done

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Smoke Detector: 🤔

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        bip

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    My new oven is so energy efficient it takes 20 mins to warm up before cooking a pizza for ten minutes.

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    Also, oven: frozen pizza right on the grate.

    Microwave: you put that shit on a plate and a paper napkin on top of it, don’t want all the other food inside the microwave touching your food

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