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🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Sometimes what a person needs is just...

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🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world
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    Would you cut off 6 fingers for that one piece

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      Do they have to be mine?

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      Do I get to choose which ones I keep? If so, yes.

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        Which four would you keep and why have you thought this through in advance?

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          Bold of you to assume I thought it through any more than the time it took for that comment.

          Anyway, I’d keep my two thumbs plus the index finger on my right hand and middle finger on my left.

          It’s against the spirit of the question but I’d also “keep” the ones that were cut off after they were removed with the hopes of getting them reattached with some of that billion dollars.

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        Both middle, obviously.

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          What an inspiration and a triumph to suffer such a tragedy and still be able to pull off the shocker with the best of 'em.

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            Lol I was thinking if you’re losing six out of eight fingers, you’d probably want one on each hand.

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        Honestly I would sac all 10 and and just get good bionic replacements

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