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minus-squarebeebarfbadger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoThat did not go according to plan at all! The plan: ME: “Haha sure thing dude-ALEXA CALL THE POLICE” ALEXA: “Calling the police” phone ringing ME: staring at burglar BURGLAR: staring at me phone ringing some more EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?” BURGLAR: staring at me ALEXA: “There is a robbery taking place at…” BURGLAR: looking at me ME: whistling EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Alright, we’ll dispatch officers immediately. Stay safe” ALEXA: “Thank you” hangs up BURGLAR: going to fetch a chair ME: twiddling my thumbs BURGLAR: cleaning his gun for a solid four minutes ME: looking at my shoes for a good three more minutes sirens becoming audible in the distance BURGLAR: “Oh no!” runs away
That did not go according to plan at all!
The plan:
ME: “Haha sure thing dude-ALEXA CALL THE POLICE”
ALEXA: “Calling the police”
phone ringing
ME: staring at burglar
BURGLAR: staring at me
phone ringing some more
EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?”
BURGLAR: staring at me
ALEXA: “There is a robbery taking place at…”
BURGLAR: looking at me
ME: whistling
EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Alright, we’ll dispatch officers immediately. Stay safe”
ALEXA: “Thank you” hangs up
BURGLAR: going to fetch a chair
ME: twiddling my thumbs
BURGLAR: cleaning his gun for a solid four minutes
ME: looking at my shoes for a good three more minutes
sirens becoming audible in the distance
BURGLAR: “Oh no!” runs away