• Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I’ll come right out and say it, I’m into inflation.

    The amount of times I’ve went out, bought a helium tank, and shoved a tube up anyone’s ass is just about equal to the amount of times I’ve been the Republican Candidate for the US Presidency… and I’m not even 35 yet.

    I think we all have weird kinks, it’s a part of the human experience.

    Heck imagine if we thought this way for EVERY sexual desire someone had.

    “Porn for people who prefer blondes? I dunno, what if they get carried away and start dying random brown haired people? The consequences are too great!”

    Sounds fucking ridiculous when you think of it that way.