Meta is bolstering perks like happy hours and company swag as it pushes staff to return to office, despite its ‘year of efficiency’::The company has revived a number of employee perks, according to Bloomberg, including branded t-shirts, laundry services, and free haircuts.
Imagine having to endure a happy hour wearing your Meta t-shirt while zuck monitors your joy level through a huge camera in the corner of the room.
And the happy hours are unpaid time.
Meta prides themselves on a ‘family’ culture.
Now get back to your desk brother-son.
Zuck on a mic: “Please increase your happiness by 14%.”
Please clap
2016 was almost worth it just for that clip
Everybody dance.
Now.
seven of 9 vs. the real borg
fun will now commence.