Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up1727arrow-down117
arrow-up1710arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square141fedilink
minus-squaredrathvedro@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up34·25 days agoI don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·25 days agoYou need a button for that? If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).
minus-squarei_ben_fine@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·24 days agois this one of them brandnewsentences?
I don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.
You need a button for that?
If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).
is this one of them brandnewsentences?