stoy@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoDid you lock your front door when you left home today?message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareDid you lock your front door when you left home today?stoy@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGreg Clarke@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoI check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA
minus-squarePenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoAs a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?
minus-squareGreg Clarke@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoI once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.
I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA
As a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?
I once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.
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