I did not photoshop this.
For anyone still wondering if anything on Temu is good—so many people in my life still are—its best explained as an online dollar store.
A dog bowl? Yes. A basic backpack? Sure. A jigsaw puzzle? Probably… Shoes? No. A Bluetooth anything? Hell no. An outdoor gas heater? Fuck no.
So, yeah. Basically whatever you’d go to a dollar store for because you think it’s something basic, like a door mat, but everywhere else you go they’re like $50 for some reason.
I honestly have no idea whether or not it’s good because the only time I ever clicked on one of their links, just to get more info, that their website gave me so many popups that I said fuck it and looked elsewhere.
Well, shit. You just reminded me that Jadzia is in Hellraiser 3. Now I’ve got a new project.
She looks good with her hair down
Dr. Bashir? … is that you?
O’brien as Pinhead?
Noted with credit.
It’s collaborative work like this that really ties the room together. Thanks.
Now I get it … but now I feel like someone actually opened the Temu Configuration Box and made all this possible.
He does enjoy suffering
Do you want Temu Pinhead to show up? *We have such deeply discounted sights to show you. *
Well, since it’s Temu Pinhead, he’ll have absolutely no sights to show us and will probably randomly just drop dead(er)
By working does it mean that it opens a portal for the cenobites?
Mine only dropped a chain without hooks
Can’t even win at the claw game in hell.
Everyone’s hell, is a personal hell.
It’s probably grabbed from eBay or etsy. These puzzle boxes do one gimmick from the film. Some of the really expensive ones do like 3 gimmicks. Sliding, turning, a piece rotates and click in, something.
The first flick was so well done! The original story by Clive Barker (Hellbound Heart) is good as well.
Wonder whatever happened to Barker? Seems like it’s been a while…
Wow… nothing for 10 years…
Chiliad: A Meditation (2014)
Here’s an update from an interview he did a few months ago, which hopefully means new books will be released in the near future - https://clivebarker.info/ints24.html
Well that’s good to see!
“Abarat IV and V are amongst the books at my feet. So is the Third and final book of The Art and the sequel to The Thief of Always.”
Imma need to update my bookshelf I hope…
Uh, define “working”?
Let me put it this way, it will do exactly what it is supposed to do.
If you want actually good deals don’t use Temu or Alibaba, use those amazon return/overstock bidding sites. Just the other day I got a 2-arm VESA mount for $3 and it works great. Thing id like 30 pounds of steel and normally costs a hundo brand new. Only problem was some missing screws that weren’t even necessary to the functioning of it.
I remember seeing Hellraiser in theater, love this movie and the sequels too were not bad IIRC
You have quite a treasure there in tha-OH GOD WRONG FRANCHISE THEYRE EATING ME ALIVE
Is that Pinhead from Dead by Daylight? That’s a pretty good design.
Edit: Wait, its not. What Hellraiser is this Pinhead from?
Oh, no tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.
Such wonderful, terrible things.
