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minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoIt’s because they are all compulsive liars.
minus-squareAnalogyAddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoConfirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!” She gives you that Russian side-eye.
minus-squareCuriousRefugee@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoI read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIt’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIs that why they don’t wear pants?
It’s because they are all compulsive liars.
Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”
She gives you that Russian side-eye.
I read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.
It’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.
Is that why they don’t wear pants?