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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago

Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago
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    Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

    Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

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      Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

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        Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…

        Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb

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      How do you know? You’re disgusting!

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        Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

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          I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm

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            Well I love my dog but not like that

            Nasty

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              I’m just kidding with ya. Oh well

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                I am too dumb to people

                Just one of those days

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                  It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You’re absolutely fine.

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                    My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine

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